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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Strange Sense of Humor

I haven't been posting for the past few days. This is primarily because I haven't been sleeping well. The less I sleep, the weirder my brain gets. For one thing, I tend to be pretty cranky, unless I get that under control (like I finally managed to do tonight.) When I'm not being moody and getting annoyed over tiny things, I get strange. Malignus once told me that when he gets sleep deprived he can feel parts of his brain shutting down. I'm kind of at that stage, too. Unfortunately, the first thing to go seems to be "making sense to other people." So, we'll see how this blog post goes. 

I think I have kind of a strange sense of humor to begin with, but it's certainly been weirder the past couple of days. Example:

Yesterday, Malignus gave me a rather hard spanking. It started like this: I was wearing long underwear with pajamas over it. He hit me (not that hard) on the thigh and I pointed out the fact that I said "Ow!" despite the fact that I was wearing multiple layers of clothing. Using Top Logic®, he took this as a challenge. He decided that he was going to give me my spanking for the day over the clothes I was wearing. Then he decided that he was going to give it to me RIGHT THEN! 

So I got spanked really hard with a giant, hard plastic spoon called "The Killamajig,"plus this thing and our acrylic cane from caneiac, which is in close competition with my nylon cane for "cane that hurts the most ever invented." Despite wearing all these clothes, I was still crying hard and rolling around on the bed. Then he told me to bare my bottom for the last few, which had a pretty powerful psychological effect on me (if it hurts this much with all this protection...) and took me a second to do. Those last few were certainly memorable.  When it was finished, I spent a while crying and wiping my face off while he spent a while being very pleased with himself indeed. I adore that: there's really nothing better than a sadist who is pleased with his work. 

(NOTE: THIS IS NOT THE FUNNY PART. That was background.) 

I was proud of my marks, so I took a few photos. They were missing a little "pizzaz" or something, though: the lighting in our apartment isn't ideal for photo taking, and it's much harder without my giant mirror that used to serve my butt photography purposes so well. I didn't upload any of them.

Then it hit me: I knew what I needed to do:


Mission accomplished. I'm way, way, WAY too amused by this. Every time I look at it, I literally lol. 

Additionally, tonight, one of my friends and I went to the grocery store to pick up some snacks and we stumbled upon this:


It's a plastic spoon with a scared face! It makes me so, so, so happy! Even though I had sworn off purchasing implements, I HAD to buy it. The thing is solid, too, and different than any plastic spoon I've ever felt in composition. When the cashier picked it up to scan she said "Woah, that's heavier than I expected it to be!" My friend, who is also a kinkster and knew exactly what the spoon was for, and I said "YEP!" in unison. I hardly made it through the rest of the transaction without bursting into laughter. 
LOOK AT THE FACE! It's so perfect. 

I need sleep. -_-

15 comments:

  1. ROFL Yes, the kitten does add just the right touch next to your beautiful but well-spanked bottom. :-) And the scared face on the spoon is priceless. "I'm being used to do WHAT?? OHH NOOOOO!!!!"

    Hope you can get some decent sleep soon. You've earned it.

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    1. Thanks! I finally did last night! *fist pump!*

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  2. That's a pretty excellent spoon! *toy envy*

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    1. Thanks! I will report about how it works later.

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  3. That looks like a HORRID spoon!!

    Not sure how awesome you'll think it is when that scary face is imprinted on your BUTT!!! LOL

    sarah

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    1. I think it'll be awesome in a "OMG THIS IS AWFUL!" kind of way. Expect face-on-my-butt photos soon.

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  4. Haha! The cat made me do a double take. Not the spoon, though. You can keep that mess.

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    1. I'm kind of excited/scared about that spoon! My guess is it will be a few days before I find out, because Mr.Bossysauce has injured himself.

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  5. Lol, that spoon made me laugh. Sleep deprivation can certainly do all kinds of odd things to one's brain. Don't you hate how in pictures the color never shows up as much as in person? What is with that?

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    1. I can't use a flash or else my butt hardly looks rosy, and without it, the lighting looks weird. -_- I think that it's worse because we don't have an overhead light in the bedroom. Maybe eventually I'll get it right. :P

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  6. A Sur la Table spoon! That's some high class whuppin' right there!

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    1. My friend, Maddycake, and I went in there to look at aprons... then I had to walk around with that sticking out of the bag at the mall all day. :P

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    2. LOLOL! Well, you two have good taste. If it's got to be an awful instrument of doom, then at least it's a QUALITY awful instrument of doom! :D

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  7. Oh, and the kitten scared the crap out of me.

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  8. lol, that spoon looks PAINFUL. I'm anxious to hear what it feels like!

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